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l-laymitch:

“that must be the uvula”

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“oh, so its a girl house”

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— 13 hours ago with 240788 notes

captioned-vines:

pomgorl:

officialjasprosesprite:

when a character you hate dies

I’m bubbie

Flapjack: “Bubbie.”

Bubbie: “Yeah, baby?”

Flapjack: [sadly] “I miss K’nuckles.”

Bubbie: [cheerfully] “I don’t!”

(Source: neilnevins, via vinebox)

— 13 hours ago with 346436 notes

sashayed:

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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— 13 hours ago with 474409 notes

chocolateharmonyperson:

pulkadot:

I never get tired of this video. His little legs galloping… gah, so cute!

Have you seen this cuteness?

(Source: a-new-chapter-a-new-beginning, via lubricates)

— 13 hours ago with 260843 notes
ostolero:
“ Most common life mistakes:
• hurtling with reckless abandon
”

ostolero:

Most common life mistakes:

  • hurtling with reckless abandon

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— 15 hours ago with 294816 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

skrewsociety:

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

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— 22 hours ago with 335168 notes

pettydavis:

anon-hockey:

pettydavis:

top and bottom dont exist in hetero relationships stop that mess

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Originally posted by nuttinonjethro

is op serious??

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youre exactly the kind of person i made this post about.

the fact that ive had dozens of yall in my ends cuz u think top and bottom means dominant and submissive is like. why i believe straight rights should be restricted.

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— 22 hours ago with 12629 notes

swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

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— 22 hours ago with 113282 notes